mind-palace-impala:

Sneak attack of gorgeousness!
Not a single one of you just kept scrolling. Not a single one.

mind-palace-impala:

Sneak attack of gorgeousness!

Not a single one of you just kept scrolling. Not a single one.

lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

thirdeyesviews:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominancy

History 101

thirdeyesviews:

malformalady:

White peacocks fighting for dominancy

History 101

aspergersissues:

There’s something about getting advice from dogs that I like.

sunwukong-stoaway:

ruinedchildhood:

Cosmo, you sexist piece of shit.

Oh boo. There’s Wanda, his wife, grinning evilly in the background as he’s saying it. 

Besides, context is important. Remember what this episode was? "Queen for a Day." The one with Trixie Tang’s birthday? 

The entire point of Wanda hitting Timmy with this wish was to teach a moral to him. Timmy was hitting a mental roadblock trying to come up with a birthday present for Trixie, not having a clue what “a girl” would want for her birthday. Cue the wish forcing him into a female body and… Still pretty much liking the exact same stuff. And as he later found out, Trixie liked the same things he did, even if gender norms didn’t fit for it all. 

In the end, Timmy ends up giving Trixie the present she wanted in a comic book store, but fakes getting upset over it when he gives it to her because her friends thought it was only for boys. But, she WAS grateful. 

And this moment? This right here? Our male protagonist, Timmy, is now getting playfully mocked by Cosmo for suddenly being a girl. That’s going to teach boys, through the eyes of Timmy, how stupid it is to be demeaning to females for being female. 

This episode was basically a giant slap in the face to the idea of gender norms. And you’re still calling Cosmo sexist for reinforcing the moral, which is how stupid even casual sexism is? 

Childhood is firmly not ruined, thank you.

syberbully:

THIA IS MY FAVORITE IMAGE ON THIS WEBSITE

syberbully:

THIA IS MY FAVORITE IMAGE ON THIS WEBSITE

aureat:

how I feel 99% of the year

aureat:

how I feel 99% of the year

deamhan:

morehorror:

This could be interesting. Love the back story.

OOOOH 

deamhan:

morehorror:

This could be interesting. Love the back story.

OOOOH 

lesbomancer:

viekastv:

Halloween tip / Breaking Bad Marathon serving idea

congratulations you just taught a whole website how to scam meth addicts in to buying fake meth A+

medioxumatepoet:

missionlameturtle:

andrysb24:

mandkips:

#and then he dies #and she starts killing people

Not to mention the whole damn town gets cursed

he doesn’t just DIE, he’s lynched because the Gaston-equivalent sees them together and the whole town is horribly racist and that’s why she starts killing people

I WILL DEFEND THESE TWO TO THE GRAVE